I’m making a video game now.

I’m not going to talk about that right now though. Instead I’m going to show you a little baby game that I made called

It’s a Game & Watch-style game in which you defend little animals from having to look at the butts or faces of a handsome man, a woman with glasses and a dead pirate by punching or kicking.

Play it here. If you don’t already have it, it’ll show you where to get the Unity web player, which you will need.