Excuse my sister’s Apple products (there are so many of them)

Made this viewtiful cake from scratch with the rest of the coconut flesh. Frosting was made from scratch too. It kinda makes me want to make a little diorama with a gingerbread house on top and gingerbread kids playing with the coconut “snow.” Then I could take it to a rad Christmas party and everyone would be like “that’s such a cake. I am jealous.” Then the gingerbread children, in their silent terror, would be DEVOURED by otherworldy monsters they don’t understand. Followed by the very EARTH they and their home stood on. Mmmmm.

That could happen to us. It would be terrifying.