And Paper Mario (Oh Yeh)

by Skeleton on 05/16/2015 at 10:02 pm

Posted In: Mario, Miiverse Platythroughs, Nintendo, Other Comics

I played the fourth file. And why not? Why play the first file just because there's a 1 on it? I played the third file in Arkham Asylum because I liked the angle Batman's head was pointed

Leg!

Leeeeggggggg.....

Oh no--it is a spooky skeleton

Now, why can't a little girl prefer to play with heavy-lifting equipment over girly things

Do you mind if I have a sip of your Tasty Tonic to wash this down?

Now, I really thought I did a fine job of making this dick-shaped thing look like it was having an orgasm and ejaculating hearts, but, I guess no one else thought so

And then I thought, nude Mario, this might raise some cops' stun batons, but nope! 108 people yeahed this. Everyone loves thinking about Mario showering while another guy watches

I AM THE RULER OF ALL THAT I SEE

I love Jr. Troopa. There's something fascinating about an evil newborn baby

I used Shrink Stomp to prevent his bullshit sky drop attack

Who didn't think of doing this

This one got a bunch of insufferable NINETIES KIDS going.

fightin and smitin with repulsor rays

omg

you can't go nearly as crazy on the damage output as in PM2. You also can't give partners more attack power

Naw... is still Quagsire I think

How does Bowser not... I mean, what, does he think of all of these as monsters, and leave the mushrooms you find, thinking they'll kill you?

This one's my favorite. Luigi just expressionless and looking at nothing, having been caught inviting people to drink all the beer

I HATE MANURE!

I later prepared a few Stone Caps for the three optional Anti Guys in Bowser's Castle, with Sushie flooding them out with Tidal Wave

I like that Paper Mario has a physical representation of experience

Later I made ten Deluxe Feasts and used, like, two of them...

If you don't know what Postal 2 is don't look it up

never

Grinding something with a mortar and pestle is harder than it looks, man!

I can officially get away with anything

Peach is a cute clubba

Goombario sure complains a lot

Referee Mario says that's a TKO

snowman porn?

Why Kooper and Bombette for all of the Duplighost events? They're easily the least-defined characters in the entire party and the only way you know who the fakes are the first two times is because THE DUPLIGHOSTS HAVE MORE PERSONALITY

Hm... how do Bowser's henchpeople get from his castle to the Mushroom Kingdom?

Don't neglect your pets/stats

!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Merciless Executioner

I am concerned about what you will see and hear while I am beating the crap out of you

oh by the way i love paper mario >>;”></p>
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Me

05/25/2015, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

I didn’t know you were actually Dr. Seuss…

(oh yeh)
LuckyNumberC

10/17/2015, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

These are great! Did you really do all of them?

SMAAAASH!!

And Paper Mario (Oh Yeh)

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