I am Maxwell and this is my fantastic life story.
So this one time I withdrew a large sum from my bank account. I was wearing my invisibility cloak because my other clothes were in the wash. A cop and an agent were outside but this is pure coincidence.
I removed my cloak. How surprising, my clothes were underneath. But of course I couldn't have known that, they were invisible. ANYWAY...
I took my business to a dealership.
The dealer showed me an ugly car. Too ugly.
He showed me a purple car. Too purple.
He showed me the Best Convertible.
It was a done deal.
Driving home, I nearly crashed into an ice cream truck. I got out of my car with half a mind to kill the driver. I angrily asked...
...Can I get a vanilla ice cream cone. Guy says no. There's no ice cream.
Suddenly they had ice cream.
As I walked back to my Best Convertible, I got the feeling that something wasn't quite right...
Like the fact that a friggin' leprechaun had commandeered my car!
I wasn't gonna take that. I destroyed the car with a blue crowbar.
Naturally the leprechaun didn't like that. He got mad.
And that's why I carry a revolver!
But the leprechaun was bulletproof. Shooting him wouldn't kill him.
So after a few swigs of the usual, I got to work. On science.
I successfully made a radioactive revolver, but on the testing field I found that touching it hurt too much to even aim at the test subjects. It also destroyed my awesome lab coat.
I successfully made a magic revolver, but if I wanted real revenge the leprechaun needed to die.
Then, inspiration struck!
A firebreathing revolver.
It was the best stoning ever.