Ness

The main hero of EarthBound, and in some ways, the main hero of SMAAAASH!!--the comic was named after EarthBound's equivalent of a critical hit, after all. Ness is the strong silent type. He goes with the flow and does whatever his party members suggest. He's a bit oblivious. He also has an evil clone of sorts, one whose sole purpose in life is to talk a lot and endorse pointless Nintendo products.