Captain Falcon

Or, known casually (mostly by his best friend Wario) as Doug. He's got a fast car and spot-on motor skills, but isn't too bright in other areas. Believing that you can always Climb Up! And Get the Last Chance, Doug is extremely competitive and not very good at losing. While Wario is the one who reads the book and gets mad at the changes in the film, Doug will just see the movie and think it was great.