I have decided to move from comedy (or attempts at it). This time I introduce tragedy, and next time is mature, cop-killing defiance!

Also, the green boxes are NOT speech bubbles. On two occasions, Ness does think to himself in complete sentences in EarthBound, so thoughts are fair game.

Fun fact: When I first came up with this one, it was going to be me and my family instead of Ness and his, and Harry Potter instead of Lucas. The changes were to make it more game-y, and Ness hasn't appeared for a while.