Happy Father's Day.

This question is too hard to answer because of the natural reaction that you'd want to escape the island, in which case I would choose a machete (assuming boats are not allowed). It'd be a reliable tool to use for protection, to get sustenance, and all the while to build a boat. But in the sense that it's to be isolated with one thing forever, no Internet, Final Destination... no idea.

This was going to be comic #51 but I rearranged some things to save myself from the cruel hand of time and now "Final... Boss" will be in its own section for non-gaming comics. Next one is #50!