SMAAAASH!!

Stand-up While Vehicle is in Motion

I have told my loved ones who think I'm funny that I would not be a very good stand-up comic. Maybe that's not entirely true. Unfortunately, all my material would come from video games.

Think this one has a lot of characters? Still doesn't top #7, even if you group the three Marios, the three Yoshis, the Iron Clefts, the Pokey and Needlenose, and exclude the Goonies. Mmm. Even so, it'd take a real F-ZERO fan to regonize everyone. But don't bother looking beyond GX.

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