Final Fantasy characters in SMAAAASH!!



· Fighter/Warrior: Turkey. 

The main item of a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, as no FFI party is really complete 
without a Fighter.


· Red Mage: Bread. 

Bread Mage Red Mage. There's a lot you can do with bread, you know. Toast it, soak it 
in gravy or butter or ice cream... your choice. The Red Mage, with above-average 
abilities in Black Magic and White Magic as well as ordinary weaponry and armor reflect 
this flexibility.


· Black Belt/Monk: Tatoes. 

Mashed potatoes, the one part of Thanksgiving dinner you can't really mess with. You 
put gravy on it every year, exactly the same. BUT, that's one conservative tradition 
that's not totally apalling. Potatoes are good that way. Black Belts are like that. 
No frills or surprises. Just raw offensive power.


· Black Mage: Pie. 

The best part of Thanksgiving. But baking one takes a while, and you have to wait for 
pie time. But eat pie too soon and you'll not be satisfying. Black Mages are just like 
that. At first, they're nothing, but when their time comes, they bear the best of the 
game.


As far as SMAAAASH!! is concerned, the Thief and White Mage aren't Light Warriors (and 
by that I mean I don't use them in my FF party)... but I'll give them names anyway.


· Thief: Beans. 

Now, beans aren't part of Thanksgiving dinner! Exactly. Also, for some, eating beans 
will cause you to regret it later, same as how you'll wish you hadn't chosen the Thief 
when he becomes a Ninja. Ew. 


· White Mage: Butter. 

White Mages in FF to me are like butter on toast. They're a nice additive but I don't 
NEED them. Maybe she's Bread's girlfriend? Er, is the Red Mage a girl? I made Bread 
look as gender-ambiguous as the Red Mage's sprite in the game! Oh my!