Hey! You can't do that!

When you think of the number of playable characters in Brawl, what number is that? Are Zelda and Sheik one character? Are the Ice Climbers two? Do Red and his Pokémon count as one, four, or three? Does this comic have twenty-three or twenty-one characters in it?

I'm really into Christmas presents the receiver didn't ask for. If you expect it, it's not much of a gift. Of course, I always ask for video games, because I'm usually broke... but I can only remember roughly seven video games I definitely got for Christmas. Meanwhile, I can recall many non-video game gifts I've gotten over the years, keeping my back scratched and my feet warm.