What do you mean you never found the Kick-Daisy's-Head button?

I like to imagine F-ZERO machines being more like real cars, except they hover and are very fast and durable. The most obvious hints at that are how I draw them much smaller than the goliaths in the games (even standard-sized machines are colossal), and with steering wheels. I also like to imagine that my car is an F-ZERO machine... what? You're never too old.

Apparently this comic is bizarre and hard to grasp. Notice the things in panel 1 that disappeared in panel 2, and where they ended up in panel 3.